Happy Birthday Aquarius HotPants

A special shout-out to HP03 and HP10 on their special day! According to the WaPo, your day is looking sassy..."Get ready to have a great day! A lot of positive energy is circulating between you and your friends right now, and you all will be feeding off of the good vibes you're sending to one another. This is a wonderful day for parties, shopping trips, and fun dinners in restaurants that have good sound systems. Don't fight the urge to dance if it overtakes you -- your moves will make you the star of the dance floor! Do not take anything too seriously."

HP03 & HP10's Humorscope for the day is a bit more telling..."You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights."