My Milk Shake Brings all the Boys to the YMCA / The Incredible Eatable Speedo

Once upon a time in a land far, far away called Alexandria there lived a swimsuit named Speedo. Now this was a good and trusty swimsuit that served who owner well until one day she just couldn't take it and decided to eat her beautiful purple self while being stored in her beautiful purple swim bag.
That's right, Ladies, the Ocho's swimsuit committed...well I don't know what you call it when you dissolve your own lining, but that's what it did. It's really quite tragic. HP08 got to the Y on Thursday night to find a thread bare purple speedo tucked neatly away in her swim bag. How does this type of thing happen you may ask? HP08 has no idea. It will be a mystery that will outlive us all. However, did this stop the Ocho from going swimming!?! No! And do you know why? Because HP08 is dedicated to her craft! (And she had already driven all the way out there...) So, the Ocho decided to strap on her trusty training suit for one farewell swim. She did a few spins in front of the mirror in the locker room to try and ensure that she wasn't going to be putting on a show for the rest of the gym and decided that she was going to be ok. In retrospect, the Ocho probably didn't fully appreciate the impact that water would have on the thinning suit and it's ability to cover up her Hoo-ha. So, HP08 and the Speedo had a perfectly pleasant last swim together, (the Ocho is still on week one of her training program) but she's pretty sure that the hotty lifeguard got a pretty good show of her threadbare backside as HP08 hauled herself out of the far side of the pool. Oh well...at least the Speedo got to go out in style. Nothin' but class, ladies, nothing but class.