Mid-Christmas Break Update from HP02: "I scored big!"

HP02 went to Colorado this Christmas anticipating the "best mother-f*cking christmas ever". This year's holiday got this sarcastic designation for two reasons. First, family drama that was expected to pit parents against children, and second because in a huge lapse of judgement HP02 told her mom she didnt need any christmas presents this year. Idiot! What was I thinking!

The good news is that everyone put aside their differences for Christmas, and we all got drunk and had a great time together. AND, the parents did not heed HP02's rediculous request for no presents (THANK GOODNESS) and bought her an IPod! AND, HotPantsAuntie bought her a triathlon watch- rock out! AND, troubled brother LOVED all gifts given by HP02, especially the "scent of mullet" car freshner and bacon-strip band-aids.
So Far So Good.