Man squared.

Ok ladies, for those of you who don't know, Brokeback Mountain comes out this Friday. Mmm...yummy boys on yummy boys. For years men have been telling us we just can't undertsand what is so hot about two ladies together. Well no shit. Nearly all of the gay love stories, or god forbid, gay porn, features highly waxed eyebrows and other levels of removed body hair. Not hot. But Brokeback Mountain gives us the sort of men playing men playing with men thing we've been waiting for.

Thank you Heath Ledger. Thank you Jake Gyllenhaal. Thank you cowboy hats. Thank you scenic vistas - who knew Wyoming could be so sexy.

Finally, women across America will be able to turn to the guys in their lives and say, y'know we always "got" that whole girl on girl thing, we just never had our very own ruggedly handsome case study to drool over.

By the way, I haven't worked out in over a week. HP03 out.