Make love, not war.

Life lesson #0103: In freeing trapped M&Ms from vending machine, booty trumps guns every time.

HP03: "Nooooo!!! My Mmm n'Mmms!"
HP01: "Shake it. Work the guns."
HP03's guns: "Flex**Shimmy**shimmy**flex."
Candy Machine: "Oh no you didn't!"
HP01: "Move it."
HP01's booty: "Snap, shake, snap."
Candy Machine: "I submit."