Workout smerkout.

(photo 1-2: HP03 faces off for the first bi-annual RPS championship match. HP03 wins on scissors)

(photo3 L to R: The second bi-annual RPS tourney final four - JuanCarlos, SallyCat Kurts, HP03, Brian; Scot -the ref; and Greg-the announcer)

So HP03 has been seriously slacking on her workouts as of late, but she is in her off season. Rock, paper, scissors champion offseason that is. That's right TCP, HP03 is currently the two time defending champ in the Quincy Crew Bi-annual RPS Tournament.

The first match was April 8, 2006 with 24 competitors. HP03 swept the tourney with her toughest match caming from Scot "I thrown scissors and paper at the same time" Humphrey. HP03 took that bracket, moving on to win with scissors in the final match.

The second Quincy RPS tourney was held this weekend at the Green Party. HP03 faced serious competition in the "Kiss me I'm Irish" bracket. Interestingly, Scot was in a seperate region. After rallying her dizzy, drunk ass to pull through her bracket, HP03 moved on the finals.

After watching SallyCat Kurtz fall to JuanCarlos, HP03 faced off with Brian in a relatively easy victory. HP03 knew she had to win it for the ladies and her crew, SallyCat, HP04, and Jessica helped her with some reminders when she realized she was too tipsy to rememeber what had happened at the preceeding "shoot." Thanks to the ladies and the distractingly clangy bangles, HP03 pulled through and defended her title in the second RPS.

Luck? I think not. As if I have to tell the ladies of TCP, skill. Pure skill. Now that this is out there, HP03 will table her victory ego so that she can clear her head in time for the next tourney.