Blub, blub, blub, HELP!!!

Ok, well HP08 would like to put her hearty thanks out there to HP03 for talking her through her complete emotional and physical breakdown last night. Here's the problem, though...HP08 is a TERRIBLE SWIMMER and REALLY, REALLY needs some HP help. So here it is ladies, one HP to another, HP08 is begging for some assistance in the pool. While HP08 will be spending the weekend at her grandmother's funeral, she would love it if there could be a lesson from any willing HP on Tuesday night at the YMCA pool. We're having a bit of cricis of faith here ladies. Any kind of help would be appreciated. Thanks.
-The Ocho