Hypocrisy settles into its proper place on the floor of the U.S. Senate.

John Thune wants the U.S. Senate to restore value to the institution of marriage. They have such a stong record. None of them have cookies on the side. Especially not ol' Thune-y. Face it, the man is having affairs. No married man is that tan and not having some sort of illicit tryst or perhaps....gasp...a gay lover.

This is the type of moral authority shit that makes normal people turn their backs on the GOP...that is until they see what they're left facing.

Gays and Lesbians should secede from the Democratic party and start their own. Senate Democrats have completely abandoned any sense of justice when it comes to this issue and have instead put on a finger-pointing parade calling on the GOP led Senate to focus its time on "important issues." What the hell is going on in the U.S. Senate when Kennedy and Feinstein are proselytizing on behalf of federalist principles?!?!?!

Sen. Feinstein "Why, why, why?" are you talking about stem cell research and not calling for equality. Gas prices? You're fucking kidding me!

The Democratic party officially has no guiding principles. They are mere nay Sayers.

HP03 is pissed.

After the Bob Barker of political opportunists, uh I mean, consultants neutered one of the few Republican members of the Senate with any balls, leaving him to give the least inspired floor speech and thereby boring people into not caring what he has to say on gay marriage, HP03 decided to look to the Dems, who she believes are blowing their ridiculously, mind-blowing, huge and painfully obvious opportunity to be on the right side of history.

All she wants is ONE floor speech with a dash of cajones behind it.

Who will call the GOP leadership out on being a bunch of politically opportunistic bigots...?

Let's turn to the Democratic Cajones Meter:

Tom Harkin (D-IA) : sin bolas. estate tax and helping families with tax rebates
Patty Murray (D-WA): sin bolas. Iraq. Helping families with veterans' benefits
Diane Feinstein (D-CA): pequeñas bolas. States rights defense, but did call the GOP on their dicking around in our family rights/big government
Teddy Kennedy (D-MA): Lion bolas. Blah blah blah...health care, families...oh finally...a harkening back to interracial marriage...vote to impose discrimination on every state....wee, keep it going Teddy...equal treatment under law...education....no, Teddy no...civil marriage...eek...separate but equal?...SOS he's going down and not in a good way...state laws...federal regulation... downgraded to pequeñas bolas.

Mel Martinez (R-FL): sin bolas. don't discriminate against immigrants, but I'm not really into ass fucking.

OK, Sen. Cornyn (R-TX) is on the floor right now calling the Dems out on their dismissal of how truly important "marriage protection" is and their prior refusal to vote on health care reform. Fuck that guy. He's a drunk. I used to see him at my grocery store in the separated, ghetto booze section. Johnny likes his white wine, if you know what I'm saying... Oh no, look, I'm going petty..I'm giving a man a hard time about his drinking...Clearly, I can't take it anymore. Thank god SB is coming back from AZ tonight. I am going to need some dirty, dirty sex to recover...