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HP01 continually fields inquiries into the Team and how one can be “HotPants.” In an effort to efficiently spread the good news about TeamCalientePantalones, HP01 has purchased the domain names for www.teamhotpants.com and www.teamcalientepantalones.com, both sites take you to the Team blog.
NEWSFLASH….HP01 is addicted to gear, a common symptom of CalientePantalones! HP01 went to the Sport Authority last night and invested in a new swimsuit (because her old one is too big) and new goggles (because some fuckwit stole them from her at the YMCA). Side-note…Isn’t the Y’s big shtick that they promote values and morals to their members? I guess ‘theft of goggles’ isn’t part of the moral doctrine.
In an effort to be BALLS TO THE WALL (as HP02 would say), HP01 went to the gym to lift and swim last night. She lifted for 30 minutes (arms & shoulders), and swam for 40 minutes (sprints & breast stroke). After which, she came home to cheese pizza and a gift from CoachHotSpeedo…a new Triathlon watch!
NEWSFLASH….HP01 is addicted to gear, a common symptom of CalientePantalones! HP01 went to the Sport Authority last night and invested in a new swimsuit (because her old one is too big) and new goggles (because some fuckwit stole them from her at the YMCA). Side-note…Isn’t the Y’s big shtick that they promote values and morals to their members? I guess ‘theft of goggles’ isn’t part of the moral doctrine.
In an effort to be BALLS TO THE WALL (as HP02 would say), HP01 went to the gym to lift and swim last night. She lifted for 30 minutes (arms & shoulders), and swam for 40 minutes (sprints & breast stroke). After which, she came home to cheese pizza and a gift from CoachHotSpeedo…a new Triathlon watch!
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