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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Soundtrack this.

The OT HP's lunchtime chat about what song we first made out to reminded HP03 of the fateful evening she became a woman, ok, when she became a teenager who was having sex.

Date: NYE, that's right kids, HP03 signed on for some special occasion sexing, always a craptastic idea. Don't tell SB -- HP03 suspects he can do without a sticker on the calendar for this one.
Scene: AN's huge room. Black sheets, of course. Candles. Seriously.
Smell: Strangely enough, sort of minty. HP03 remembers this and gets freaked out when she smells it.
Soundtrack (the purpose of this overshare): Blood Sugar Sex Magik by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Not shitting you, but don't worry it gets better. The genius apparently recorded the album onto one of his older sister's blank tapes formerly host to the Pretty in Pink soundtrack. Post-coitus cuddle to "If You Leave" by Orchestral Maneuvres In The Dark. That's right people, we went from "Sir Psycho Sexy" to ....I touch you once I touch you twiceI won't let go at any price. I need you now like I needed you then. You always said we'd still be friends, someday... and some other crap.

Beat that.

By the way, all the nostalgia inspired HP03 to google AN. Apparently, he hasn't done anything "webworthy" since his June 1, 1999 arrest with 31 others in an apparent drug bash (i.e. NH police get bored, see a group of kids hanging out, one -- in an attempt to look cool-- has loads of drugs in his baggy jeans, they all get arrested, and commemorate the event with coordinated tattoos.)

7 Comments:

  • At 4:50 PM, Blogger HotPants01 said…

    The only thing missing from this post is an ass-shot of HP03 jumping into a frozen lake!

     
  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger Team Caliente Pantalones said…

    Hence the anonymous third person-ing.

     
  • At 5:26 PM, Blogger Team Caliente Pantalones said…

    HP03 had a cool soundtrack...there is another HP out there whose first encounter with the male anatomy was to an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

     
  • At 5:54 PM, Blogger HotPants01 said…

    Ah yes, the Red Light Special!

     
  • At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    DenverHotPants is about to show her age . . .
    Soundtrack: Def Leppard - Hysteria
    Location: Started in a row boat, ended on the dock.
    Mood: Drunk
    Boy: Co-worker in the frozen yogurt shop/teenage boyfriend. I was a freshman in college, he was a high school senior. He was also a jehovas witness and we were celebrating his birthday. Go figure.

     
  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger HotPants01 said…

    Pour some sugar on DenverHotPants! Excellent "first time" story! HP01 will only divulge her deep, dark secrets with a margarita in hand; good thing the RIO has made it to Steamboat, CO! Two of those babies and HP01 will have plenty to share with the HPs!

     
  • At 4:42 PM, Blogger Team Caliente Pantalones said…

    I KNEW DenverHP would back me up-I specifically said so to the OT ladies.

    Those crazy JoHos. I love it!

     

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