Forever the professional, HP02 gives the HR Mafia the Bird and a big “Neener, Neener”

Well after weeks of constant ambiguous speculation and posturing, HP02 has managed to land the job she wanted, by-passing the HR department AND the temp agency, telling them they can take their “look-at-me, I’m-in-control-of-your-career” attitude and stick it where the sun don’t shine. Yihaw! In a very risky move, HP02 gave the corporation a taste of their own medicine by refusing to commit to anything until it was in writing, using job offer A to extract job offer B. Now all that has to be done is a background check and drug test. If it all comes out smoothly HP02 will be officially the best, highest paid little secretary in the entire military industrial complex!! Now damage control is in full effect, because we all know the dumbest thing one can do is piss off HR indefinitely. And the damage control had to extend to the rejected VP who had originally offered job A…he was contacted and holds no hard feelings.
Agenda looking forward: 1. master the legislative process, 2. get the master’s degree paid for, 3. get a security clearance, and 4. stage a coup and rise up as VP of Legislative Affairs.