Kamikaze Pigeons

For the first time ever, HP01 surpassed her usual mile swim and completed 1.5 miles in the pool, in her tankini! She attributes her endurance to the Cliff Shot Bloks, which are like high-energy gummy bears. These things are like tasty, rocket pellets! After the 1.5 swim, HP01 continued in the pool with the kicky board for some ass-tightening exercises. RedHotPants also made it to the pool last night and told an entertaining story about battling the kamikaze pigeons…apparently these filthy pigeons dive-bombed the fake owl designed to scare off them off. WTF?? Prior to the 90-minute workout in the pool, HP01 went to Pilates where the focus was on back and abs. For those of you following HP01/04’s Pilates progress, the flatulenting woman was back and with a vengeance. After this “marathon” of exercising, HP01 scarfed down several tacos and passed out watching South Park. Today, the hunger lingers on and she’s been grazing all day.