DenverHotPants...We Salute You!

The following blog-worthy email was sent to HP01 from DenverHotPants. HP01 is deeply sorry if she is breaking any rules of the blog, but it was just too damn funny to keep in her inbox. For background’s sake, DenverHotPants is a seasoned politico whose job search has been fruitless of late. She is an avid reader of the HP Blog and loves the new Team Gear, “The people in the coffee house that doubles as my office think I'm crazy for laughing out loud.” This type of witty humor must be shared with the world….

"So, here's the score…

* 15 jobs applied for
* 5 interviews (2 with cheap ass organizations offering $24,000 to start, boo!)
* 0 job offers
* 1 angry outburst regarding insulting pay scale of cheap ass organization
* 231 cocktails drank during job search to keep from feeling worthless.

Things are not looking good. Oh, and Oliver [the cat; see photo] says "high" right back. The white-trash catnip is now drool filled pouch on living room floor."