HP02 Flirts with a Lesbian while Selling her Soul to the Devil

This week HP02 has been perpetually sore. Tuesday was a mini bi-athlon at the gym...just a mile and a half running, a meager 5 miles on the bike, and then leg-lifts mixed with other ab work totaling around 100 reps, and then around 100 reps with the 10lb weights for the upper body. UGH. Still diligently biking to work each day, HP02 has noticed that the only other person who uses the ladies locker room at work is a butch "Pat" type...nothing like having to change out of the sports bra with a lesbian looking over your shoulder. Yesterday, after a summer of nervous glances, she finally talked to me, commenting on how embarrassing it is to forget white socks to work out in and being forced to workout in black ones. I was surprised to hear her speak. As I left the locker room I said "have a nice workout...black socks and all!", and she laughed like only a lesbian can after a lame comment like that.
HP02 is unable to get hired at a reputable place of work, and has resigned herself to being the best little secretary in the whole Military Industrial Complex. Well she definitely has the Hottest Pants...