HP02: “The Gym Soundtrack has Got to Go…STAT”

At the gym there are videos playing round the clock, with the corresponding music playing on the loudspeaker. HP02 has no idea who gets to pick the music, but it can range from oldies and classic rock to boy bands and metal. Over the summer they have continually played that freaking song by Foreigner, “I Want to Know what Love is”. This HP has complained endlessly- I mean really, who wants to listen to that CRAP when you are sweating it out on the bike??? I'll tell you who- NO ONE. For real. Anyway whenever a complaint is lodged at the front desk, HP02 is directed to “leave a comment on the website.” At least 3 complaints have been left on said website, and still that lamo song continues to loop round and around on the loudspeaker. So to that, I say this (actually Marky Mark says it better):

(Sorry HP04, for copying you with the MW, but he was about to get pushed off the page, I just couldnt bear to see him go!)