Oh happy day. The campsite registration arrived today, along with the new restoration hardware catalog. Hot Pants 01 certainly needed some good news, given that the "swamp" was unbearable today. It’s so bloody hot that even the whoop-it-up-Texans (who live behind HP01) choose to play poker indoors.

Anyhoo, it's official...Coach HotSpeedo is trying to kill HP01. Last night, Coach instructed HP01 to do super-sprints, which totally kicked her ass. HP01 did six sets of 100 meters; each set took about 2 minutes. Prior to the aquatic workout, Coach had HP01 do a ½ hour of lower body weight training, once again kicking her ass.