Weekend Update: It’s questionable whether HP01 will endure swimming with carp. But she’ll give it the old “College Try”

Hot Pants 01 & 02 hit the pool for a training session with Coach HotSpeedo on Saturday. What a cluster f***…we were dodging children with floaties and the co-ed scuba class. BTW, scuba in a pool is a bit creepy. Despite the obstacles, HP01 swam 1/3 mile in 10 minutes. Not bad. Coach had a few tips for HP01, but his real mission is to get HP02 on the program. “She needs some serious lessons,” said Coach HotSpeedo.

Sunday…sleep, swim and the Sunday Post! HP01 and Coach HS slept ‘til 3:00pm…what losers! We managed to hit the weights and another 1/3 mile swim sprint. Coach HS helped HP01 with her form and tried to correct her overzealous kicking technique.

HP01’s goal for today (as specified by Coach HS): weight train (lower body), sit-ups, and swim (6 x 100 meter sprints) to increase speed. I think Coach HS is trying to kill HP01 so he can collect her life insurance policy.