Shorty Ultra Short? Me? Never. Or Maybe?

Ok, so here's the deal. The Ocho needs some new running shorts and she needs them to be, well, fitted. The real issue is chaffing from her thigh fate during her long runs, but we won't get in to that now. What it comes down to is that HP08 has recently invested in some new Under Armour running shorts the Senor Ocho labeled as "bike short" but "not as revealing." Either way, they aren't really "Ass shorts" but they are shorter than tri shorts. Not much is left up to the imagination, but the material doesn't show off every dimple, if you know what I mean and I think you do. So, HP08 was feeling pretty good about her purchase until she got on line today and noticed that the official Under Armour name for her recently purchased shorts is "Shorty Ultra Short." Come on, is that really necessary? They come at least half way down the thigh. Either way, the prevent chaffing and don't ride up, so the Ocho is keeping them. Now all the HPs can truly appreciate her ass as she runs by them during the marathon in October. :)