No fighting over the Uno's HotPants

See this beautiful fruit bouquet? It's a gift to HP01 from TCP loyal fans, PittHotPants (RS) and her Hot-T sis! The Uno just got back from the Big Apple, only to find an array of delicious fruits delivered to her office...how very mysterious!! Looks like RS's midget tent must have cut off the oxygen to her brain, causing her to fall in lurve with HP01.

THANK YOU Sistas, for the wonderful gift!!

On another note, the OT ladies have been the recipients of unsolicited, creepy emails from fellas they meet at biz events. Certainly all the HPs have their own stories, but really fellas...never put this shit in an email!!

HP01 received this email from a dude she met at a 300+ person dinner function in NYC. She spent all of 3 minutes "networking" with this D-bag corporate exec. Enjoy.

Subject: "I met you at the reception last night"

"Hey there,
Not sure if you will see this note in time, I looked for you at the conclusion of the dinner, but i could not find you, wanted to invite you for a drink last night but no such luck. At any rate if you see this or are staying in NYC call my mobile below would like to take you out to see the town.
best,
XXX XXXXXXX "


Why must the HotPants MoJo attract only MoFos?