"When you run with the Big Dogs you cant Piss like a Puppy"

Lunchtime Bikeride + Mad Wind = Loss of Mojo for HP02...holy crap its windy today! But its 70 outside, so HP02 couldnt resist a lunch time ride with the resident office triathlete, HotPants Ricky. It is the first time this HP has ventured out with such a high calibur, seasoned athlete (you should see the 'wall of victory' in his office- like 500 medals!), and let me tell you it took some nerve because 1. HotPants Ricky has a $5000 "tri-bike" (and HP02 rode her mountain bike to work today), and 2. a solid month of laziness has definatly taken its toll. To make matters worse, it was a spontaneous adventure, which means that HP02 had no water with her. UG! HotPantsRicky gave HP02 a 15 minute head start, and she beat him to Bethesda, but he easily handed her her ASS on the way back. BUT, you've got to start somewhere, and the first 70 degree day of 2006 is as good a time as any! Being the excellent sportsman that he is, HotPantsRicky made good use of his time once he returned to the office, and had a Jamba Juice waiting for HP02 upon her return.