Uh...check one, two, check...is this thing on? You're kidding, right?

For the first time since HP03 was maybe 12, she was "insulted" about her height.

HP03 played indoor soccer last night and ran into the dreaded "girl hater," a creature so insecure in her pesonality, creativity, brains and bod, that she must attack the genetically gifted, or at least gracious, women she encounters on a daily basis.

HP03 is running back on defense to take the ball from "girl hater." GH, being an untalented joker, just kicks the ball ahead and starts pushing HP03 with limited success. HP03 gives it back a little and GH falls to the court and starts bitching. The ref, who was awful, blows the whistle and gives the free kick to GH's team. GH is all mumbles-attitude, so HP03 says "Hey now, don't start pushing if you can't stay on your feet their bay-bay." GH retorts with "Um, yeah you're like twice my weight." HP03 is surprised and he inner monologue reads "Eh? A weight comment. Am I looking curvy...sweet!" But nonetheless, she can't stand for girl hating and is shocked to hear that sort of crap from an "adult" "woman" especially one who is an "athlete." So she asks, "Er, what the fuck did you say?" And GH says, "Yeah whatever, you're a like a f'ing amazon." At this point HP03 is reminded of the simple fact that GHs are stupid.

Amazon's are rad. Insult? I think not. Talk about balls to the wall.

Who makes height comments? How random, overall...weird.

However, I do apologize to the GH who is sad that HP03's legs come all the way up to her padded bra and there isn't a damn thing a pair of HP04's heels could do to help her out. Boo yeah.

Holla' back amazon sisters HP02 and HP07.