I hate eBay.

HP03 found a freakin' amazing bike on eBay. She was so damn siked and then some sniping mutha f'er came along and outbid her in the last, I shit you not, seven seconds of the auction! I hate eBay. Why even bother? Some jackass is always waiting in the shadows to outbid you by 15 cents. ARGH! HP03 was swearing up the office when she saw she'd been picked off by said bastard...

...and then she got lovely (early) birthday flowers from her mum and dad and got over it. Thank you.