UNBLOCK MY CHI!

HP01 has finally taken HP02's advice and sought the help of acupuncture to rid the Uno of her stress/anger/back pain...and holy shit, it works! GuruCarole sensed the Uno's deep-rooted anger towards the incompetent fuckers that killed her dog in June and prescribed the Seven Dragons, a procedure focused on releasing negative emotion out of the body and balancing the chi. The unblocking of HP01's Chi will take some time, but she's well on her way to holistic renaissance. TAKE THAT, MR. CHI! Not to be confused with Mr. Chips, who could actually use a little acupuncture to straighten out the bastard!

This weeks' training included lots of running and swimming in the neighbor's endless pool, which is like battling the Schuylkill River all over again, minus the pollution. Very cool, but not for everyday training. Plus, there's no Hot-T lifeguard at the neighbor's pool, and really, what then, is the point?

With 2 days left before the General Smallwood TRI, the Uno is ready rest and carb-load! How 'bout a trip to Coochies?